Podcast Guest – Greg Davies

Jelly Trumpet – The Search for the most wonderful celebrity

Welcome to our sample guest script for Greg Davies on Jelly Trumpet. Just a bit of fun which we hope will lead to Greg guesting on ‘the world’s only comedy podcast about creativity.’

Thank you for reading!

S/FX: BONGOS BEING PLAYED

QUEEN ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE:
Arrête ça Nigel.

S/FX: DOOR BELL RINGING

JIM:
What was that strange sound?

MR B:
[VERY TETCHY] The doorbell Jim. [RESIGNED] I’ll get it.

S/FX: CREAKY DOOR OPENING

MR B: [cont.]
Look Jim. It’s Greg Davies.

JIM:
Can’t be. He’s not in a television.

MR B:
Good afternoon Mr Greg Davies.

GREG:
Good afternoon…person.

JIM:
One thing Mr b:

MR B:
Yes Jim?

JIM:
He’s massive.

GREG:
I am here you know.

JIM:
How are we going to get him into the studio?

MR B:
Well…

QUEEN ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE:
He’ll have to crawl on all fours.

GREG:
What?

MR B:
Her majesty is right you know.

JIM:
She is. Thank you, your majesty. Greg if you wouldn’t mind.

GREG:
What?

JIM:
Well, if you really, really want to do the Jelly Trumpet podcast ‘Interview Countdown’ you’re have to get on all fours, like a big doggie…

MR B:
It’s for your own good Greg.

GREG:
Very well.

JIM:
What we’ve done there is turn a British comedian…

MR B:
A great British comedian…

JIM:
A great British comedian into an indoor dining area for 12.

S/FX:  HUM OF AGREEMENT

MR B:
Well, I’ll put the coffee on. Coffee Greg?

GREG:
Yes. In a dog bowl please. Is that a squirrel? It’s huge!

JIM:
Yes. That’s Nigel, he comes from a family of giant squirrels in the Balkans. And this is Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine from 12th century France.

QUEEN ELEANOR:
Monsieur.

GREG:
What exactly is this madhouse?

TONY (VOICE OVER GUY):
Not a madhouse Greg. This is Jelly Trumpet.

INTERVIEW COUNTDOWN STARTS

MR B:
Well Jim, was Greg the most wonderful celebrity?

JIM:
Close

We’d love to have Greg on the show with or without this script. We only need half an hour of his time…promise!

Jim & Mr b

Jelly Trumpet